bro! your shoes? for real?

It is important not too enter someones house like a jackass, yes it’s pretty easy to do, and when you are smirking like fucking harry potter, you might be asked to leave immediately, see ya, sucker, for those of us, who aren’t ron and herminiee, we can be polite from the moment we enter the door, if our shoes are dirty, which they are, they are shoes, then it is polite to remove them before you enter the persons house. If you are in china, this is an easy way to get kicked out of a home. If you are hearing what I have tp say, and deciding to be a jackass anyway, then remember a few words of wisdom, never stick the hand that feeds you near your crotch, it is important to eat that meat and crackers with out them tasting like balls, but with such options, with such lack of respect, what can you possibly imagine. I can’t imagine anything at all, but I am a fan of chicken, and I wouldn’t want it to taste like balls ever, so I would for atleast some low form of curtisy, wipe my feet on the mat inside door before I actually enter the home. I for one am not down to soil an oriental rug, of any type, t’all.